What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How many women have accidentally pooped their pants and became turned on afterwards?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Moonraker

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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